A Christmas Story --DeWese

"You look like you could use something to eat," the businessman responded. He presumptuously called to the bartender to bring Lonesome Joe a roast beef sandwich, a slice of apple pie and a cup of coffee.

Lonesome Joe said, "I am hungry. Thanks, Sam. I'm gonna call you 'Good Sam.' "

Good Sam said, "Your sales and your income were fantastic. You must be a great salesman. What happened? What went wrong?"