A Christmas Story --DeWese

The bartender eventually came for the order and the businessman ordered club soda and a double espresso. The bartender observed, "Man, you are gonna be wired when you finish the espresso." The businessman responded, "It's okay. I've had a tough day and I need some strong coffee."

Before he could say more, the drunk ordered, "Barkeep, bring me another shot and beer backer. And bring my check."