A Christmas Story --DeWese

The bartender returned and asked, "Do you have another card? The company has rejected this one."

The drunk responded, "Oh my God, that's my only card and I've only got three or four dollars in cash."

In a flash of largesse, the businessman pulled out his wallet and selected a credit card. He spoke to the bartender and said, "Here, I'll pick up his tab. I think he's had a bad day." The bartender was relieved and thanked the executive, "That's awful nice of you sir."