A Christmas Story --DeWese

The businessman extended his hand and said, "My name is Sam. What is your line of work?"

The drunk replied, "My name is Joe and I'm out of work. I'm out of a marriage, three kids and my home. And, I'm out of money. I was a top printing salesman for 20 years here in Chicago, but I blew it all. I came downtown today to apply for a job, but I couldn't get past the receptionist. I guess you can call me Lonesome Joe."