Advice for the Bosses -- DeWese

Okay, the speech begins here.

You were supposed to have another speaker today—Dr. Jeff Rosensweig of CNN, where he's the chief economic commentator. Your program director learned that Dr. Rosensweig couldn't make it about six weeks ago, called me and said, "DeWese take off your warm-up suit and start stretching." He didn't know that they don't make warm ups in my size and the last time I tried to stretch I wound up in traction.