Advice for the Bosses -- DeWese

Yeah, Dr. Jeff is about 6'3˝, 175 lbs., enormously handsome and superbly eloquent. I'm told this guy has about 2 percent body fat. He wears "braces" for decorative purposes. You can see that I wear suspenders for structural purposes. You know, big gut and no butt.

Jeff is the kind of speaker who casually stands beside the podium so you can see his svelteness and he magically snaps his fingers to make the slides change. Not me. You can see that I'm 5'7˝ and 230 lbs. I've got more body fat in my right hand than Jeff has in his entire body.