Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

I've done a few controversial things lately and some hotsy totsy journalists decided to interview, make that "grill," me the way they attack famous people on TV. Your Mañana Man, that's me, fears nothing so I let these so-called "jourkalists" set up a conference call for the "interview."

One of the interviewers was Geraldo "I'm in Afghanistan single-handedly winning the war" Rivera. The other TV personalities were Chris "Hardball" Matthews, Barbara "Pour your guts out to me, baby" Walters and legal expert Johnnie "I got O.J. off-the-hook" Cochran. Two printing industry writers dialed in from American Lithographic magazine and Graphic Arts Weekly.