Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

Ms. Walters: "Hawwis, tell us why you recently called the editor of People magazine and raised a big stink because you weren't named to its Sexiest Man list? Fwankly, you don't look even the least bit sexy to me."

Mañana Man: "Why, thank you Miz Walters! Thanks for telling the whole world about that little incident. Here's what happened. I'm leafing through People magazine's list of The World's Sexiest Men and, for the 23rd year in a row, I can't find my name. I didn't even break into the top 25 on the hunk list. I've been on this diet, depriving my taste buds of all that's good, and I'm not on the list?