Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

"I called the editor of People and asked that she review the entire Sexiest Man database and let me know where I rank. She was very accommodating and read, 'Number one is George Clooney, Hollywood, CA.' She proceeded to read on and on. 'Number 345,789 is Tommie Lee Brooks, Eufala, AL.' She continued, 'Number 10,817,005 is Paulie Studmaroni, Queens, NY.' I begged her to stop when she got to 'Number 79,204,561,' who turned out to be my neighbor in the back, Big Al.