Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

"I suggested to the People magazine editor that somebody must have stolen my identity. I know for a fact that there were a few Christmases when Santa misplaced me in his database, so it could have happened at People magazine, too. That's all; there was no stink.

"You journalists have stunk up my column with your virulent vilifications long enough. My readers have got to get out there and sell something."