Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

Geraldo: "I have in my hand a tape recording of your conversation with a telemarketer who called you. Do you deny that you refused to buy anything from this person unless it was presented to you with a printed brochure? What kind of un-American attitude is that?"

DeWese: "That's right, 'Gerardo.' That's what I tell all telemarketers. Of course, your taped conversation happened to be with a telemarketer trying to sell me Somalian pork belly futures. I've started a one-man campaign against any products that are sold by telemarketers, on TV, radio or the Internet. I won't buy anything unless the seller presents it to me in print, preferably some coated piece with lots of pages in four-color process, with PMS colors and exotic die-cutting or foil stamping.