Answers to the Tough Questions --DeWese

"The truth is that I merely asked printers of America to raise their prices to reflect the real value they provide their customers. Some customers, as much as I love 'em, have hammered us far too long on price. They pit one printer against another and shrink margins down to nothin'."

American Lithographer: "Mañana Man, or whatever you call yourself, I've always wanted to tell you that you couldn't write for our magazine if you were the last columnist on earth. I want to know right now who ghost writes your column. You are too stupid and dysfunctional to come up with such great prose."