Ban: Celebs, GOP Hopefuls –DeWese

Here is another gift. I will not write about Lindsay Lohan. I'm not even sure what a Lindsay Lohan is or what she does. I will not mention her in any column next year. You hear me? Not one word about Lindsay.

I will not bore you with my weight loss in the past 24 months. I have lost 72 pounds, from 268 all the way down to 196. (But, if you e-mail me, I'll happily send along my diet.)