Ben’s Words to Live By — DeWese

Ben was installing lightning rods at the first public library he invented right here in Philadelphia when he looked up and said, “It’s common for men to give pretended reasons instead of one real one.” Marvelle, you excuse-mongering rattlesnake, this means that you’d save everybody a lot of time if you would stop making up stupid excuses and just admit you had a snoot full of Jack Daniels and overslept.