Columnist Ready To Go "Big Time" --DeWese

Well, nice try Matt. None of this applies to my readers. They are all sophisticated, law abidin' adults who sell printing and who own printing companies.

If I'm going to become a famous columnist and fill the void left by Bombeck, Grizzard, Barry, etc., I've got to come up with some better sources of material. I better focus on adults for my material. Children are too innocent and good. I'd better concentrate on adults.