Columnist Ready To Go "Big Time" --DeWese

I was devastated by this news and I'm sure you were too. Dave Barry is, er, was my favorite columnist.

First, Erma Bombeck passed on in 1996. Erma was a great column writer and wrote some great stuff like: "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car." Or "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."