Columnist Ready To Go "Big Time" --DeWese

Make all car dealers who make their own television commercials pay an annoyance-to-the-public fee of $1,000 for each commercial. Revenue increase: Who cares, if we can get the loud mouths off TV?"

So far, there's no more Barry, Bombeck or Grizzard.

Andy Rooney is one of my favorites but he's in his 80s. He got his start in 1949 writing for the Aurthur Godfrey Show. Surely, he'll hang it up sometime soon and buy a 20-wide in Florida.