DeWese--A (Ma?ana) Man Who Can't Say No

I said, with as much conviction as I could possibly muster, "Charlie, I barely have time to shave in the morning. I just don't have time to do seminars anymore."

Charlie responded, "They voted for you, Man."

I replied feebly, "Charlie, seminars require a lot of preparation time, and I'm consumed with all this printing industry consolidation investment banking stuff."