DeWese--A (Ma?ana) Man Who Can't Say No

Charlie said, "The vote was unanimous, Man."

I was weakening, "How long would I have to speak?"

Charlie answered, "Just half a day. How much will you charge me?"

I said feebly, "Charlie, I would have to charge too much for this kind of thing."

I had an idea. I proposed, "I'll make you a deal. I try to help some underprivileged kids with a baseball program. Give me 20-dozen baseballs for the boys and 20-dozen softballs for the girls, and I'll do your seminar."