DeWese--An Interview at Poor Richard's Place

I tried to protest this lousy assignment, but Attila raised his hand with finality and said, "Look Man, do this and I may put you on the cover and nominate you for one of those Pulitzer awards."

Well, I have to admit he'd struck two chords on my Banjo strings: the cover and a Pulitzer!

I asked meekly: "What's the name of the dive, and how do I recognize the salesman? The editor told me the tavern was named "Poor Richard's Place" and that the salesman was overweight, had long scraggly gray hair and wore those little half-lens reading glasses.