DeWese--And the Winners Are . . .

P.S. The attached letters will tell you how some of our customers feel about us.

This is as straightforward as it gets, and shows mastery of brevity. I liked Marge's reference to what her customers say about the company. That also says a lot about her.

Well, I've used all of my space and then some. A good friend of mine is ailing, so until he gets better, I'm temporarily adding a get-well signoff message. Jimmy Durante had one and I'm plagiarizing his a little bit. So, for now, Good Mornin' Mr. Calabash, wherever you are!