DeWese--Birthday Wishes, Hopes and Dreams

27. I wish I could learn to operate the remote controls for my big screen TV and surround-sound system.

28. I wish I had the time to return every phone call within 30 minutes.

29. I wish I had time to answer all my e-mail.

30. I wish that my voice mail messages and e-mail messages were briefer.

31. I wish that Attila the Editor would become kind and gentle.