DeWese--Birthday Wishes, Hopes and Dreams

32. I wish that Attila the Editor would finally recognize my talent and nominate me for one of those Pullet Surprises. [Editor's note: He means Pulitzer Prize, and there is no chance]. I hear the winners get a big check.

33. I hope I wake up on January 1, 2000, to find that my new suit size is 44 tall.