DeWese--Birthday Wishes, Hopes and Dreams

37. I wish that all print salespeople learn to ask good, indirect questions and then listen.

38. I hope that talkative salespeople find other employment or join Carville and Dershowitz at the monastery.

39. I wish that "officious" and "pretentious" become obsolete words.

40. I beg that we learn to respect the sanctity of infants and elders.