DeWese--Consulting the "Real" Experts on the Death of Printing

I spent the night in Marvelle's trailer and caught the 6 a.m. bus to Gatlinburg, TN, to consult with Wanda Nadine Latrelle, ace sales-person for Mountaintop Color Lithographix. I found her in her back yard wearing a special headgear she's made from a colander and a battered Harley helmet. Wanda had been a Hell's Angel groupie until she ran her hog off the road and her head into the only pine tree in Lone Pine Swamp. Now, Wanda Nadine is a little addled—heck of a print salesperson, but still a little addled. She thinks the FBI and CIA are trying to penetrate her brain. She's been captured by aliens three times and claims the alien king wants her as his bride.