DeWese--Consulting the "Real" Experts on the Death of Printing

I told Wanda Nadine about my research and asked her if the FBI, the CIA or the aliens had any insight into this Internet conspiracy to kill printing. Wanda Nadine twisted some knobs on her headgear and told me she was dialing up Conspiracy Central. She smiled knowingly and leaned toward me. Wanda Nadine whispered her answer to me.