DeWese--Consulting the "Real" Experts on the Death of Printing

The day there will be no more printing will be Thursday, June 30, 2136. That is the day that the world population will be inoculated with the Gates Microchip serum. Every human will be a Website and be able to download instantly any document ever printed.

Wanda Nadine, ever prescient, added one small vision. She said, "Mañana Man, on July 3, 2136, a former pressman in Salem, MA, will tire of reading novels on the back of his eyelids and yearn for a touch of paper. He will break into a small print shop and print a one-page flyer. His friends will read it and ache for more and more and more.