DeWese--Drowning in Decrees

Here comes a tricky decree.

I, the rambunctious, irascible Mañana Man, do forever proclaim a ban on smelling the flowers in the company rose garden.

We've been exposed, recently, at the highest level, to the disastrous effects of this behavior. I'm not standing on some moral soapbox with this pronouncement, I'm only pointing out that company hanky-panky is a distraction that diverts entire organizations from getting their work done.