DeWese--Lessons for the Second Millennium

Book Sales Were Slow, There Was No Printing
There was no printing yet. Every book had to be handwritten, so the slow sales didn't matter much. Abu, however, noticed that one cure—the root of something called Locoweed—gained immediate acceptance and enormous popularity. Abu sold tons of the stuff and zoomed to No. 11 on the "Forbes 400" Richest List. Once, while on a locoweed trip, Abu hallucinated on becoming even more wealthy by starting a business called drugs.com and doing an IPO.