DeWese--No News Is Good News

There are no good printing industry jokes. I have never once heard David Letterman or Jay Leno begin a monologue with, "Didya hear about the lithographer in Little Rock who was caught with his prices down?"

Printers never get investigated for anything. We can't afford interns, so there's no danger of any hanky-panky in the company president's office. The only strippers we know are 60 years old, named Gus and wear overalls.