DeWese--No News Is Good News

We don't have the money to invest in exotic resorts like Whitewater. Unlike NFL or NBA players, nobody in the printing industry makes enough money to traffic in cocaine or total a Ferrari at 3 a.m.

Even our unions never strike.

The printing industry has plenty of rumors, but nobody outside of the industry wants to hear them. Can you imagine calling your local newspaper's city desk to pass on the rumor about Supercolorgraphics laying off 14 people because they have no work? The reporter would laugh you off the phone.