DeWese--No News Is Good News

I think the printing industry has an identity crisis. We get no recognition. We get no respect.

No wonder it's so difficult for our salespeople to get appointments. We've got nothing to talk about. No good rumors to pass on. No scandals to discuss.

I briefly considered fomenting a scandal. You know...something Geraldo could really sink his teeth into. Maybe something involving a clandestine deal between the paper suppliers to raise prices. Better yet, a sneaky deal involving the paper companies, a price conspiracy and a bevy of Las Vegas showgirls. And, maybe I could throw some Ferraris and cocaine into the story. But, then I figured the lawyers would get involved, and I'd get sued.