DeWese--Revealing Handicaps And Other Impairments

But absolute worst of all, I am golf-impaired. My friends and clients all golf. My friends and clients are mostly within 10 years of me, give or take a couple of years.

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty damn sure that men my age who don't golf are in violation of some sort of federal regulation. Even Slick Willy Clinton golfs, and he's s'posed to be some kind of off-the-wall Democrat. I've noticed that lots more Republicans golf than Democrats. Lots of printers are golfers and Republicans.