DeWese--Revealing Handicaps And Other Impairments

Every March, I attend the NAPL Top Management Conference at some fancy GOLF resort in Florida or Arizona. Every afternoon the attendees and their spouses go out to GOLF. I take a nap. Then at dinner, my companions talk about GOLF. At my age, my dreams are lousy. I can't talk about my nap.

I bet I get asked, "Do you golf?," about twice a day. My answer is usually an anemic apology—but sometimes I get a little hostile and I retort, "I may not golf, but you should see me plunge a toilet!"