DeWese--Revealing Handicaps And Other Impairments

This event has led me to make the following announcement: I don't GOLF! Don't ask me about it. I mean it! No GOLF! While you're at it, don't be asking me about chess, bridge or backgammon!

My golf experience also taught me a valuable lesson. You can't do anything—for example, sell printing—if you aren't well-equipped and sincerely motivated. Your bag ought to be the best you can afford. You don't have a PGA official standing over your shoulder like the tour professionals, so you ought to have all the clubs necessary to get you out of sand, deep grass, alligator-infested ponds and tree branches.