DeWese--The Survey Results Are In!

Furthermore, in a post-column wave of euphoric largess, I decided to send every survey respondent a Sean McArdle audio tape and my book, "Now Get Out There and Sell Something!"

So, this whole stupid survey idea has cost me a bunch of money, and I had to tabulate the results. Attila the Editor wouldn't give me limited math skills of one of his blood-sucking assistant editors to add up the results.