DeWese--Time for Some Self-analysis

So, I wonder, when Gallup does their polls, who do they call?

I've got a few things to say. I've got a nephew who's an officer on an atomic submarine. He tells me that the taxes I paid in 1998 were enough to pay for four of their special, high-tech torpedoes. Not four multimillion-dollar atomic missiles; I'm only talkin' torpedoes. But, I insist that four torpedoes entitle me to a little input into at least one teensy-weensy poll.