DeWese--Time for Some Self-analysis

It has brought fame and great wealth to the few previous recipients of this mysteriously powerful paper weight. (Oh, but one small detail: You do have to rub it every day precisely at 7 a.m. when you start working and at 7 p.m. when you finish working.)

Once you've completed the survey, photocopy it and mail it to me. And, 'er, I'd forget about giving a copy to your boss. Also, promise yourself that you won't waste any more time in '99 on surveys unless, of course, you get lucky and the Gallup people call you.