DeWese--Try Hypnosis - Sell Like Magic!

Two. Your arm comes to rest on the recliner, and your eyes close.

One. You are now in my control and have submitted your subconscious to me.

(Don't worry about anything. When you come out of the trance, you will feel more relaxed than you've ever felt, and you will be a much better salesperson. Don't worry; I will not make you do anything stupid while you are in the trance.)