DeWese--Turning a Grazer into a Hunter

Lots of conferences ask me to talk about the up-to-the-minute statistics of consolidation in the printing industry. I am just a veritable potpourri of speech topics. I don't even have to prepare. I usually write the outline for my speeches on the plane or in a cab. And I'm way too dumb to be nervous in front of a crowd. Some of my ancestors were preachers, some were travelling salesmen and some were both. So, I've got this genetic impairment that makes the power of the podium very compelling.