DeWese--We Have Met the Enemy

Balderdash! Phooey! Cow chips! "We have met the enemy and he is us."

All right, ya'll, get in here, sit down and listen up. I've got a hell of a lot to cover this month.

You probably are all wondering who first said the words and phrase at the top of this column. Well, if any of you illiterate slugs ever read your history books, you would know.