DeWese--We Have Met the Enemy

The late, great Sir Winston Churchill first said "Balderdash!" Sir Winston said it when Lady Astor observed that he was drunk. Sir Winston replied: "Balderdash. Tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

The late Felix Anderson Crawford, my wife's grandfather, first said "Phooey" one night when he ran out of Tampa Nuggets and Seagrams Seven. He was left to roll his own while drinking a Coke.