DeWese--We Have Met the Enemy

The irrepressible Marvelle Stump was first heard to mutter "Cow chips!" when he spilled a long-neck PBR on his polyester britches one night at the Dew Drop Inn Lounge in Hot Coffee, Mississippi.

Finally, Pogo (star of the long-defunct Walt Kelly cartoon strip of the same name) was the one who said "We have met the enemy and he is us!" Pogo was the wisest of them all. I personally have learned the hard way that the enemy is always me. Think about it.