Digging Into the Mailbag --DeWese

He can pass himself off as the Mañana Man at singles' karaoke bars for senior citizens or chow down on the meatball sandwiches at The IAC. I'm not Italian and only got the membership on a special dispensation because I took Italian in school and they needed more dues-paying members at $15 per year. The IAC card is one of those special coded cards that opens the front door, so now I have to sneak in the back through the kitchen.