Digging Into the Mailbag --DeWese

I'm worried this impostor is going to break into the Printing Impressions Website, www.piworld.com, or maybe break the code for the PI master server and steal my columns. Or, maybe worse, once he's in the system, he might start submitting columns.

Attila the Editor hardly edits my columns before they are published, so "Mr. I Wannabe the Mañana Man" could actually win that Pulitzer Prize I have long coveted. Hey, buddy, I know you are out there and what you are up to. Why don't you just get your own life and mail my ID cards back to me?