Ease Your Pain And Suffering — Cagle

The attorney’s Website notes that the use of benzene, as a solvent, has been banned in this country for more than 20 years, but still exists in most petroleum solvents.

This is, of course, another classic cash grab advertisement by the Ambulance Shyster Society, seeking to prey on the unfortunate victims of disease and debilitation. These cunning lawyers succeed by putting a face on their clients’ pain and suffering—in this case, their clients’ employer/insurance company. That these TV spots run at 1 a.m. is curious; do the lawyers envision an uninitiated, unemployed sloth, sprawled out on the couch, waiting for his ship to come in? Nah...we’ll take the high road and suggest that this firm preferred the cheaper overnight TV ad rates.