Enemy Number One --Dickeson

No printing manager is saying that in so many words. But we're voting with our feet by closing our eyes to all the gobbledygook only some experts seem to dimly understand. Have you heard this one?

Fred and Jim decide to go fishing for salmon in the Northwest. They buy all the gear they need, book round-trip flights, check in at a motel and fish for two weeks—catching only one salmon. "Do you realize that single fish cost us $2,500?" Fred asks. Jim responds, "Whew! I'm glad we didn't catch two of them!"