‘Friends’ Without Facebook –DeWese

I want all of you to give me your closest attention. This announcement is really important!

I have quit Facebook! I bet you don't know another person who ever quit Facebook. I'm using this column to say goodbye to all my "friends" on Facebook.

I wanna make this clear. We are still friends! I just no longer want to read about your trips to the grocery store or your grandma's birthday party. I'm no big shot. I just don't have the time to keep up with junior's Little League batting average or his sister's soccer goals.