Stop Disruptive Distractions —DeWese

Without me you would be lost in a forest of sleazebag competitors. I steer you away from the swamps with their greedy, grasping vines and venomous snakes.

If I am absent, you are stranded on an island that is far from the shipping lanes. You could be living with monkeys and eating coconuts.

But, I remain a simple and modest man who is weak and guilty of the feeblest transgressions. My transgressions pale by comparison to the bold adventures of famous men who have garnered so much publicity lately.