For All You Time Wasters --DeWese

Or, if you are a loner, an anti- social introvert, try Solitaire, Mahjong, Spider or Minesweeper. If you space out all of these games strategically, you can waste the whole day and never once have a bad thought!

Also, don’t forget to Google yourself a few times every day. You never can tell when Google reports that you did something, and you should be the first to know.